Local Woman Snaps

Neighbhors say woman kept mostly to herself

Munkay shown here with innocent son.

"She is the mischievous sort, you know, like dressing scare crows in her family's clothes and posing them oddly around the yard and all. Never seen the cops there much anymore. "Used to though, few years back, there would be cops lights flashing and ambulances over there at all hours... but I was under
the impression that all changed lately."

"I used to send my own kids over her house", another neighbor said. The kids would always come home smelling of maple syrup and sore from something they called "Sumo Mama". Never gave it a second thought."

"She once forced me to taste 4 different almond cakes once. I went home and told my mom right away. She told me I couldn't hang out in a 4 cake house no more", said Jordan aged 9.

"Pure trash", descibed those who wished to remain anonymous claimed. "You could hear shots often and see flames coming from over there."

This is what channel 4 eye witness news reports about a local woman that snapped earlier today in the cold January morning hours.

Witnesses seen the mother cavorting around at the water's edge before the alleged incident occurred. The suburban mother that goes by "Munkay", was sighted in what appears to be a uniform.